Bugsy Siegel, Sid Vicious Spin In Graves Simultaneously

The Hard Rock Casino in Vegas has always been a contender for the title of the lamest of the new, theme park-oriented casinos. But their latest addition has given them a distinctive edge in the competition.

Giant guitars hanging from the ceiling was not enough. Phony rock and roll memorabilia adorning every square inch of the walls wasn’t enough.

That’s right, seated along side Jefferson Airplane “White Rabbit” and Jimi Hendrix “Purple Haze” slot machines at the Hard Rock Casino is now a Sid Vicious “Anarchy In Vegas” slot machine. Adorned with expressions like “The Filth And The Fury” and “No Fun,” this is just one more good excuse to avoid this casino altogether.

At the risk of getting ejected from the casino, we had to snap a picture of this machine, because, of course, who would believe this if they didn’t see it? Truth is indeed stranger than fishin’.